An Open Letter to Fraudsters

Let’s skip the pleasantries and get right along into it. You know who we are. You know what we do. Indeed, you’ve very likely experienced firsthand just how good we are at what we do.

We just thought it would be nice to issue you a formal warning just so you know that any future fraudulent effort on your part is futile. We’re coming for you and we will not stop until fraud is no longer a problem in the CPA realm.

Basically, it would behoove you to find another profession if you’re in it for the money. Preferably a legitimate, non-scumbag way of making a living. Now there’s an idea!

You may think you’re clever. And make no mistake about it, we don’t underestimate many of you in the least. Even though the vast majority of fraudsters are mindless lemmings marching to the beat of the real threats behind-the-scenes — those who are pulling the strings and constantly implementing new ways to scam networks and advertisers out of their hard-earned money. Your Mom and Dad are surely so proud!

Regardless though, we’re two steps ahead of you. And we’ll always be two steps ahead of you. You’re the scum of the industry and how such vile day-to-day activities can cause you to be able to look at yourself in the mirror every morning and manage to go to sleep every night… well, we’ll probably never understand.

Do you truly feel good about yourself and what you’re doing to make money each day?

Alas, it’s probably not worth trying to get to you in this way. You’ve obviously exhibited the complete and utter lack of a conscience up until now or, really, how would you be able to do what you do every day?

But this is all beside the point. ScrubKit has been here for a while as you know full-well and we’re here to stay. No matter how many new fraud techniques and loopholes you go about inventing and tweaking, we’ll always render it obsolete in the end.

All in all though, just be afraid.

Be very, very afraid.

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