It’s Time… For The ScrubKit Rhyme!

Since I’m really weird and have random moods where I just want to write Dr. Seuss influenced poems for some reason, I’ve decided to funnel this random motivation into something actually productive and not merely for my own personal amusement. And please believe me when I tell you wholeheartedly that it will be a much more enjoyable journey than it may initially sound. So there’s that.

Without further ado, it’s time for some rhyme (oh SNAP)!

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There once was a man with an offer,
An offer not very good at filling up this man’s coffer.
No matter how hard he tried he just couldn’t seem to see
What was causing his offer to do so horribly.

Thankfully for this man, he took a plane to Las Vegas,
And no, not for their plethora of excellent bodegas.
You see, this man was off to Vegas for a Summit
A Summit he hoped could help his offer from a plummet.

And lucky him, that’s exactly what did occur,
Despite the countless people whose business card they did demur.
Fore at this Summit, the man learned of ScrubKit,
The premier CPA fraud solution — a fact all did admit.

After a quick, risk-free demo once home,
The man felt he’d discovered the definitive anti-fraud tome.
Before he knew it, his offer was doing swell,
For ScrubKit had helped to eliminate all the scum fraudsters who did dwell.

Suddenly, the man’s coffers were flowing,
With money and compliments coming from all sides upon him bestowing.
And, as such, we come to the end of this ballad,
Hold true to the tenants learned, fore they’re good for you as salad!

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